I’m learning all sorts of cute lingo here.

Like, did anyone else know that Newark Airport is actually code for ghetto as shit?

Going to New York with your theatre company?!

“I DON’T THINK SO,”

says your severe allergic reaction with anaphylactic shock.

sUmM3r 2k12!!!!!1!1!!!

With.

My first paycheck will be for at least 300 dollars.

So. That’s pretty cool. 

I’m so tired and I have so many finals things to do.

I want a Fast Break more than I want my scholarship.

2 best guy friends going on a date tonight. 

HOLLERBACK.

It’s like, I don’t even care what happens with the rest of my day.

Remember that one time I painted my nails and then I wanted to eat my food but I couldn’t get my braces out so my mom had to do it for me?

Because I do. 

This week has got to be better.

Who wants to take me to the store to get frozen fruit?

I will buy you frozen fruit.